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Sanjay Posted In Shayari
2 hours ago

"Ek hee shakhs tha mere matlab ka...

Haaye....wo shakhs hee matlabi nikla.."

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 9 - SMS Length: 79
Sanjay Posted In Boys Jokes
2 hours ago

Waqt k sath sab badal jayega.
Classroom Se Office
kitab Se File
Jeans Se Dress pant
Pocket money Se Salary
Teacher Se Boss
Or
Girlfriend Se BV
Lekin kya nahi badlega?
Dost.
Q k dost humesha dost rehte hain.
Jo Sukh Dukh Mein Hamesha Free Me daru pine aa Jate hai :D :D

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 10 - SMS Length: 280
2 hours ago

Interviewer: What's your name?
Applicant: Vijay Dhinanat Chavan
Interviewer: But on the application form it's written Virat Kohli?
Applicant: To fir pucha kyu tha b*henchod? :D

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 7 - SMS Length: 179
3 hours ago

Girls: So many pics which one to put as FB profile pic?

Boys: Bhai ek photo kheech de FB pe daalni hai,kab se John Cena ki photo laga rakhi hai :/

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 6 - SMS Length: 150
3 hours ago

Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to Usne party di isliye
Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday Night:
Wife: Aaj fir se...Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....Aaj Office mai work load bahut tha...bahut tension thi....isliye
Friday Night:
Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi...to khushi ke mauke pe to....samajh gayi na
Saturday Night:
Wife: hmmm...Ab?
Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...
Sunday Night:
Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..
Husband : AAJ MERA MOOD THA :D :P

HeartI Like SMS - Like: 4 - SMS Length: 1006
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