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9 hours ago

FB pe Fake ID chalane walon tum Ladki to ban gaye par tumhare liye 1 boori khabar hai..
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Tum kabhi MAA nahi ban paoge…

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9 hours ago

Ladka pahli bar Callgirl ke pas gaya,
Nabhi me Lund dalne laga.
Cgirl: Bhosdike mere se 2 Dukan to sambal nahi rahi,
Or tu
Teesri Branch khol raha he.

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9 hours ago

Teacher - sentence pura karo ek gali me the 4 luchhe..
1 seater- ek gali me the 4 luchhe.. Mere vachan hamesha suchhe..
Mid seater-- ek gali me the 4 luchhe.. Mere baapu ke khet k aam h kachhe
End seater- ek gali me the 4 lucche.. Madam bra pehan k aya karo kyuki dikh rhe h aapke chuchhe

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9 hours ago

Ek jungle me ek sher ek bandar ki daily gaand maarta tha.....
vo sher se pareshan ho ke bhagwan se bola:hey bhagwan mujhe is sher se bachao...
bhagwan ne use ek bam diya aur bola jab sher so rha ho to uske gaand pe bam maar ke bhaag jana...bandar bada khus hua....aur ped pe chaad kr sher ka intejaar krne laga....
jab sher soya hua tha to usne uske bagal mein bam patak diya aur bhaag ke pahaad pe chadh gaya....
poore jungle mein aag lag gayi...
usne upar se dekha sher bhaaga bhaaga uske taraf aa rha hai...
bandar socha aaj to sher bahut gusse me lag rha hai...bahut gandi gaand maarega...
vo pant khol k khada ho gaya...
sher bandar k paas aata hai aur bolta hai:
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is behenchod ko dekho...poore jungle mein aag lagi hai aur is betichod ko gaand marane kaa mann kr raha hai. :D

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1 day ago

Ek Baar Ek Budha Aadmi Teji Se Chalta Hua Market Mein Se Ja Raha Tha

Uski Zip Khuli Hui Thhi Aur Ye Uska Pata Nahi Thha

Ek Ladki Ne Bola: “Uncle Aapnki Zip Khuli Hai”

Budhe Ne Niche Dekha Aur Bola: “Chinta Na Karo, Mare Panchhi Uda Nahi Karte“

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