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6 hours ago

bAAd aayi bAAd aayi udd gayi sab chitiyaan
bAAd aayi bAAd aayi udd gayi sab chitiyaan
lund Chut ka match laga tatte mare sitiyaan*

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6 hours ago

Girls in toilet *
*public sandaas* (fuyyyeee) oops so sorry
*home sandaas*(furrrrrrrre fuyeeeeeeee poooooo phurrrrrrrrr ) aah ab theek hai phuyieeee jhurrrrrr

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6 hours ago

koi bhi bhabi hot mallu mere saath apne hassen pal bitana chahti hai inbox main aajao
... kehke chutiyapa karne walo barbaad ho chuke ho tum

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1 day ago

Hospital Mein Dekha Gaya Ek Scene.

Doctor Marij Ki Gaand Mein Ungli Karke Betha Thha.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Us Se Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Akhir Doctor Se Puch Hi Liya.

Aadmi: “Dr Saab, Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”

Doctor: “Mareej Ko Ulti Kara Raha Hu”

Aadmi Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Par Aisi Kaisi?”

Doctor: “Dekhta Ja, Abhi Ye Ungli Iske Muh Mein Dalunga Na, To Karega Na“

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1 day ago

Ek Din Ek Bache Ne Apne Baap Ko Peshab Karte Hue Dekha Aur Uske Lund Ko Dekh Ker Bola,

Bacha: “Papa Yeh Kya Hai?”

Papa : “Yeh Mera Pittu Hai”

Bacha: “Kya Mein Aapke Pittu Ke Saath Khel Sakta Hoon?”

Papa : “Nahi Beta Yeh Khelne Ki Cheez Nahi Hai”

Subah Uth Ker Baap Ne Apne Aap Ko Hospital Mein Paya.

Baap Ne Pucha: “Main Yahan Kese?”

Toh Uska Ladka Bola: “Papa Kal Raat Mein Aapke Pittu Se Khel Raha Tha To Usne Mujh Per Thook Diya To Maine Uska Gala Daba Diya!“

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