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1 hour ago

Nayi Nayi Shadi Hone Ke Do Din Baad Pati Office Se Aya To Patni Aate Hi Boli.

Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Washing Machine Ka Plug Badal Do Kaam Nahi Kar Raha”

Pati Bola: “Main Electrician Hun Kya?”

Patni Agle Din Phir Pati Ko Bolti Hai.

Patni: “Sunte Ho Jara Toonti Tapak Rahi Hai Thoda Ise Kas Do”

Pati Bola: “Main Koi Plumber Hoon Kya?”

Agle Din Fir Patni Bolti Hai

Patni: “Darwaja Kafi Hill Raha Hai Ismein Do Keel Hi Thok Do”

Pati Bola: “Main Koi Carpenter Hoon Kya?”

Agle Din Jab Wo Ghar Aata Hai To Dekhta Hai Ki Washing Machine, Tonti Aur Darwaja Teeno Hi Theek Ho Chuke The,

Aur Uski Patni Ne Use Koi Kaam Karne Ko Nahi Kaha To Wo Apni Patni Se Puchta Hai,

Pati: “Ye Teeno Cheezein Kaise Theek Hui?”

Patni Boli: “Samne Wale Padosi Ka Ladka Kisi Kaam Se Idhar Aaya Tha To Wo Bola Ki Wo Teeno Cheezon Ko Theek Kar Sakta Hai Par Uske Badle Mein Mujhe Use Chut Deni Padegi Ya Phir Achha Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilana Padega, Wo Hi Ye Teeno Cheezein Theek Kar Ke Gaya Hai”

Pati Bola: “Hmm, To Fir Tumne Use Kon Sa Cake Bana Kar Khilaya?”

Patni Boli: “Cake? Kaisa Cake? Main Koi Cook Hoon Kya?

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Sanjay Posted In Shayari
1 hour ago

Wo 500/- Rupaye Mangti Rahi ….. Hum 250/- Pe Hi Ade Rahe,

Wo Naada Baandh Ke Chali Gayi ….. Hum Lund Pakad Ke Khade Rahe,

Muth Ke Liye Hi Hum Reh Gaye ….. Kismat Humari Haar Gayi,

Haaye Garibi Maar Gayi ….. Haaye Garibi Maar Gayi.

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Sanjay Posted In Boys Jokes
1 hour ago

Just saw meeting of 2 bihari friends and they greeted each
other like : Are bhosdiwale , abhi tak zinda ho :D

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1 hour ago

*Me tried to copy Kinley ad*
Me: dad mai lonavala me hu friends k sath
Dad: Bhosadike ghar aa tu nanga karke marunga, londiyabaji karta h
*homeless again*

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Sanjay Posted In Shayari
22 hours ago

Ustad Chodumal Khan Saab Ka Mehfil Mein Ladki Ke Uper Sunaya Gaya Ek Sher.

Har P@nty Ki Khushbhu Ka Ek Raaz Hota Hai,

Ladki Ki Br@ Ko Utarne Ka Ek Andaaz Hota Hai,

Jab Tak Thokar Na Lage Kisi Ke Lund Ki,

Har Ladki Ko Apni Choot Par Naaz Hota Hai.

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