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Sanjay Posted In Shayari
4 hours ago

Toh aaj pesh-e-khidmat h late night night shayari

Zara gaur farmaayiyega
Arz kiya hai
Wo aayi aapke sapne mein or aapko SWAPNDOSH ho gaya :')

Unki bhi izzat bach gayi or aap ko bhi santosh ho gaya

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Sanjay Posted In Shayari
4 hours ago

Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Humne;
Apne Pyaar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Humne;
Dekar Lalach Usse Kulfi Ka;
Andhere Me Apna Ustaad Chusa Diya Humne!

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4 hours ago

Relative who gives you a 100rs note saying-
"Le beta,
icecream kha lena"
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but our mind says-
"INTERNET PACK RECHARGE"

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4 hours ago

Tag a chutiya who just keeps on posting sad status updates or sad songs as his/her status.

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4 hours ago

American parents:
"Here's a labrador dog for
you son.
Happy Birthday!"

Indian Parents:

Pet dog chahiye?
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Never.
Uski
potty kaun saaf karega?

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