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22 minutes ago

Guruji: Bachho yeh batao ki Monday se
Friday...5 days working and Sat-Sun
holiday...yeh policy ki kalpana sabse pehle
kisne ki thi?
Pappu: Draupadi ne....!!!
Guruji abhi tak behosh hai....

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25 minutes ago

Pappu or uske dost , dono ki ek hi
din shadi hui. . .

honeymoon manane k liye dono hill
station gye. . .

Dono ne ek hi hotel me agal-bagal
me room le liye.

Dinner k bad dono couples apne-
apne room me ja rhe the tabhi
light chali gai or andhera ho gya
jese taise dono dost apne-apne
room me pahuche

pappu thoda dharmik pravarti ka
tha,
usne sone se pehle 15 min tak hath
jod kr bhagwan ki prarthna ki
jese hi prarthna samapt hui wese hi
light b aa gai.

pappu ne dekha k uske room me ,
uske dost ki biwi thi
ye dekh kr wo apne dost k room ki
taraf jane laga to
uske dost ki biwi boli :

ab apne dost k pas jane se koi
faayda nhi,
aap ka dost sone se pehle koi
prarthna nhi krta h ,

ab tak to tumari biwi ka kalyaan ho
chuka hoga...

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26 minutes ago

Ek Aadmi Br@ Ki Shop Mein Gaya.
Usne Ek Darjan Ek Hi Color Ki Bra Khareedi Aur Ghar Aa Kar Apni Biwi Ko Di.
Biwi Ek Hi Rang Ki Bra Dekh Kar Gusse Se Boli
Biwi: “Tum Pagal Ho Kya, Ek Darjan Vo Bhi Ek Hi Rang Ki Br@ Kyu Khareedi, Log Samjhenge Ke Main Br@ Change Nahi Karti”
Husband Muskurate Hue: “Kaun Log?

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27 minutes ago

Patni Ne Pati Ko Naukrani Ke Sath Chudai Karte Dekh Liya.
Pati Ko To Kuch Na Boli Par, Naukrani Ko Akele Mein Le Gayi
Bechari Naukari Darte Hue Rone Lag Gayi Aur Hath Jod Ke Boli.
Naukrani: Bibi Ji Maaf Kar Do, Sahab Ne 500 Rs Ka Lalach Diya Thha
Malkin: Vo Chhod, Tujhe 1000 Rs Dungi, Bas Ye Bata De Ki Sahab Ka Khada Kaisi Kiya?

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29 minutes ago

3 S33x Addicts Went To A Doctor
Apni Aadat Sudhaarne, Doctor Ne Kaha Go And Live In A Jungle
After 3 Months
Doctor Jungle Gaya To See Whether They
Improved Or Not: Doctor Ne Dekha
1 Was Having S33x With An Elephant
1 Was Having S33x With A Lioness
Aur Teesra chhotu Khada Karke Leta Hua Tha
Doctor ne Soch Ye Sudhar Gaya
Jab Uske Paas Gaya
To Wo teesra Aadmi Khada Ho Ke Chillaya
"bahan ke laude tune Meri Makhi Uda Di".

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